CRAZY FUNDA STATION 1: Social Animal ? .... ??.. Civil Animal? ...or am I a Crazy Animal?

Warning: All text in the Crazy Funda Station has been written under the sever influence of Cobra venom directly injected into the brain cells of the writer. Some parts of the text may be unintelligible. Reader discretion is advised.

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The thinker in me somtimes jumps out of bed, and that is when i start putting down my plans to save the world from great disasters of the future that I prophesize on alignment with my visions in my sleep.

Today I am going to clear the world off a big lie that has successfully planted itself in the minds of all the educated.

Man is a social animal. An Animal he is. But social? What makes him different from animals is the fact that he is social. I am gonna prove the following 2 results:

1) Man is not a social Animal.

2) Man is a civil Animal.

Result 1) To prove that man is not a Social Animal

Proof:
Let us first assume our result in statement (0) & then prove it wrong by theory of contradiction.

Man = Social Animal - (0)
.: (Man - Social) = Animal
.: Anti-Social Man = Animal -(1)

But,

Anti-Social Man = Shunning contact with others
.: Anti-Social man = Dislikes Contact - (2)

Now Animal = Likes contact -(3)

Reason - (All animals like contact with other animals of the same species. The wanna mate right!!!???)

.: from (1) & (2),

Animal = Dislikes Contact -(4)

& from (3) & (4)

Likes Contact = Dislikes Contact

.: Likes = Dislikes -(5)

Statement 5 is untrue as per the English dictionary.

.: from (0) & (5), we have a contradiction.
.: (0) is false.
i.e. Man is not a social animal byt theory of Contradiction.

AAAAnd the demons have been exorcized... armies from hell defeated, ... results proved!

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One more feather added to the Crazy Funda Station Cap. If you dont agree with me my theorems... nobody likes you so go jump in the nearest nullah you find.